Round 1!

Alright, so today at my Econ class I noticed a pretty hot girl sitting behind me. I was wearing a white shirt with some pretty fresh jeans. So I tried to impress her by showing off some pen tricks that I picked up on youtube. Man I was FRYING, it was one of my better pen days. But then I tried to do the impossible, a double reverse thumb back around. Thinking in my mind it would blow her away, so I tried it. But instead of flicking the pen around my thumb, I flicked it on my shirt. I played it off like I was trying to slap a fly on my chest. But it still left a blue line on my white shirt. So thinking that the mark was still fresh I quickly finished all the water from my bottle and acted like I was going to go refill it. Rather than refilling the water bottle at the fountain, I tried to wipe the mark off my shirt. Man it worked out perfectly! I walked back into the room with a blue caterpillar on my chest. When class was over, I packed my stuff really slowly so I made sure I was the last person out of the class. On top of my already awful day, my professor asked me why I left the class so late, and why was my shirt wet. He came to the conclusion that I was sleeping, gave me an F for participation. Then reminded me that I had to spend 80 more dollars at the book store, since the book I had was the wrong version. So as I walked out of class, and saw that chick again. I followed her in a distance to see where she was going. Hopefully this isn’t considered stalking… since we ended up in the bookstore, and it was where I had to be anyways. As we were in the bookstore, I was contemplating on how to approach her. So I devised a plan where I would walk up to her and softly bump her shoulder and catch her attention, then say “oh hey, sorry, wait, you’re in my Econ class right?”. Then she’ll respond with “its okay, and YEA! You are in my Econ class, you want to go to my dorm to study?”. Perfect! Next I studied her every movement, in a distance of course. I had to find the perfect time to initiate my ingenious plan. Out of nowhere, she started walking towards me, I guess she was done and was going to go purchase the books she was carrying. I said to myself “DAMN, it’s now or never.. GO BIG OR GO HOME! Letsss doooo thisss!”. So I pulled out my phone and walked towards her, acting like I was doing something, and shouldered her. I think I hit her a little bit too hard, I figured that because she dropped all her books and stumbled back a little. Shit, I quickly fled the scene so that no one else sees what I did. Maybe I should of helped her and pick up the books. I probably could of gotten her name. Damn.. well I’ll again tomorrow. Wish me luck!

LETS START!

Hi guys! I just got into college! PENN STATE! yessss... NOT! So I thought I got accepted into a great college, so I started chillin and not caring. Then about a month before we had to go to school, I decided to look into the school I got into. I found out that I was accepted to one of the Satellite campuses (Anyone can get into a branch campus). OMG! I’ve been scammed… what was I going to do? It was too late for any other applications for different schools. So now I’m stuck here on a 2000 student population campus blogging about how much I hate my life right now.